I don't know who or what that is or what to say about it.

I wrote something! Something fanfictional! It's not, er, what you'd call 'good.' But it's words put together to make sentences, so on those grounds alone I'm proud.

So what do you call this? A ficlet? A drabble? A smidgen? A flooble?

( 'This 'Mandy Patinkin', can that be a real person?' )