Assorted ficlets

[anxietygrrl]

Give me a character/pairing/series I'm familiar with, and a single word, and I will write a line of fic. (The definition of "a line" here seems to have some give to it. Right now it appears to be "a line with that word and a paragraph to go around it.") Feel free to choose from, uh... anything I may have mentioned at some point. Doesn't have to be something I've previously written. We'll throw it against the wall, etc.

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Re: *squeaks*

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

"I can't believe I'm here."

"Oh, come on. Everybody stops at Wall Drug. Didn't you read the sign?"

"I can't believe I came hundreds of miles out of my way, and for what? Free ice water?"

"And five cent coffee." Spike stopped by a shelf full of taxidermied, well, the only word was 'critters'. He checked a price tag. "We got a good deal on Trevor. This one here's three times as much."

"Oh, thank god, I'm so relieved," she deadpanned. "Would you like me to go back to the car and get Trevor so he can visit with his relatives?"

"Nah. But I'll tale a picture of you and Trevor with that giant fiberglass jackalope out back. Come on, you know you want to."

A screaming, sticky toddler bumped into Cordelia's legs, and was immediately yanked away by a woman in culottes. She shivered.

"I hate you, Spike."

Re: *squeaks*

[aj.livejournal.com]

*SQUEAKS!!!*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Now I will stop bugging you about Wall Drug and Spike and Cordy's Magical Mystery tour.

*LOVES*

FREE ICE WATER!

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked. :)

Re: *squeaks*

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Omg, you can actually sit on the giant fiberglass jackalope. I totally missed an opportunity to use the phrase "straddling the jackalope" there! Woe.

Re: *squeaks*

[aj.livejournal.com]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

That was such a golden opportunity too.