his assholishness is supposed to be charming because he owns it, but sometimes ownership doesn't change the fact that a character is downright repugnant and annoying.

Yes. Wordy McWord, as they said in quaint olden times.


Hmm, yeah, that could work. I guess it doesn't actually need a title unless I decide to post it on fanfiction.net and BLOW THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!!1!